Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • Sentient Loom
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    82 months ago

    I thought that was a joke. But regular news sites are running the story. So maybe it’s real?

    • @Evotech
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      2 months ago

      It’s real. Their new owner is very rich and doesn’t give a fuck

    • nocturne
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      142 months ago

      I saw a TikTok of Alex crying about it. It is real.

      • Sentient Loom
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        102 months ago

        That’s really amazing. Their joke article was hilarious even as a joke. But the fact that they really bought it is beautiful.