Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • @dejected_warp_core
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    501 month ago

    For me, the cherry on top is how the “InfoWars” name is still completely apt, for completely different reasons.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      251 month ago

      Reformatting InfoWars as a serious, unironic branch of the Onion that deals with misinformation would just be great.

      • @captainlezbian
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        230 days ago

        That would be hilarious. I’d love for it to wind up just doing serious journalism

    • Flying Squid
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      51 month ago

      Every so often, I see a car with an InfoWars bumper sticker.

      I wonder what those people will do?

      • @dejected_warp_core
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        21 month ago

        No idea. Maybe they’ll keep it like the Gadsden Flag holdout libertarians? “We were here first” and all that.

        Honestly, I was thinking about the people out there with tattoos. There has to be at least one.

      • FauxPseudo
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        21 month ago

        I am waiting for the next episode to drop. Biggest episode ever.

        • @[email protected]
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          1 month ago

          Is Dan the loud one? I’ve never learned their names, but I’m waiting for him to scream something about them horning in on their territory.

          • FauxPseudo
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            31 month ago

            Dan is the guy that knows stuff. Jordan is the loud sidekick comic relief.

        • @[email protected]
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          171 month ago

          If Alex Jones becomes press secretary, I’ll be convinced that this is all a simulation.

          • @[email protected]
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            51 month ago

            I would love that. The only person on earth less coherent than Trump. Imagine the memes we would get out of that.