Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • @dejected_warp_core
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    417 hours ago

    For me, the cherry on top is how the “InfoWars” name is still completely apt, for completely different reasons.

      • FauxPseudo
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        12 hours ago

        I am waiting for the next episode to drop. Biggest episode ever.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      186 hours ago

      Reformatting InfoWars as a serious, unironic branch of the Onion that deals with misinformation would just be great.

        • @[email protected]
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          116 hours ago

          If Alex Jones becomes press secretary, I’ll be convinced that this is all a simulation.

          • @[email protected]
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            25 hours ago

            I would love that. The only person on earth less coherent than Trump. Imagine the memes we would get out of that.