• @Nightwingdragon
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      4 hours ago

      Sometime last night. He allegedly quit abruptly and immediately in preparation for the AG role he was nominated by Trump for, because abruptly quitting in the middle of the night without warning is what all nominees do, don’t you know…

      In completely unrelated news, the house Ethics committee was about to release a report about his involvement in underage sex trafficking, among other criminal activity. And wouldn’t you know it? Committee rules prohibit the release of that report since he’s no longer a member of Congress. Complete coincidence, I’m sure.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        23 hours ago

        Committee rules prohibit the release of that report since he’s no longer a member of Congress.

        That has to be the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. Why in the hell would that be a rule? They could have all kinds of damning evidence and he walks because he quit in time?

        WTAF.

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        13 hours ago

        In completely unrelated news,

        Okay, I nearly did an actual spittake when reading that. Nicely done. 🤣