• @Darkard
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    286 hours ago

    Elon is the nerd kid that got invited to sit with the cool kids, but only because they wanted them to do their homework for them.

    Now the homework is handed in and the Elon is still hanging around them and sitting at their table because he has no idea they were using him.

    He won’t get the hints that they despise him untill one of them turns to his face and openly says “fuck off nerd, we never liked you”

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      114 hours ago

      Did you seriously just call the weirdest, fattest, stupidest, orangest, most unintelligible, batshit crazy, toupee wearing buffoon “the cool kid”? For real?

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      156 hours ago

      “Ha ha, those guys, they like to play. I will log this interaction under the category ‘humor’.”