• @edgemaster72
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    72 hours ago

    Can’t wait for Elon to start calling Trump a pedo cuz his fee-fees got hurt. Also, did Elon lose his sense of smell? How can he stand to be around Trump that much?

  • @kinsnik
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    224 hours ago

    not going to lie. i thought that the relationship would last a bit longer. still would flame out the moment trump first saw a “president musk” joke thou

    • @Seasm0ke
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      547 minutes ago

      Thats not a bad idea for a disinfo campaign. Start spreading memes and articles around trooth social that venerate musk over trump and keep doing it for every other asshole he appoints. Political comments with musks hand making trumps mouth move and bloop he’s gone

      • @db2
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        236 minutes ago

        Do it for all his picks. He’ll have a meltdown.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      32 hours ago

      Musk probably stopped the free money machine, and Trump already got most of what he wanted from muskyboi

  • @Darkard
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    204 hours ago

    Elon is the nerd kid that got invited to sit with the cool kids, but only because they wanted them to do their homework for them.

    Now the homework is handed in and the Elon is still hanging around them and sitting at their table because he has no idea they were using him.

    He won’t get the hints that they despise him untill one of them turns to his face and openly says “fuck off nerd, we never liked you”

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      62 hours ago

      Did you seriously just call the weirdest, fattest, stupidest, orangest, most unintelligible, batshit crazy, toupee wearing buffoon “the cool kid”? For real?

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      113 hours ago

      “Ha ha, those guys, they like to play. I will log this interaction under the category ‘humor’.”

  • BarqsHasBite
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    4 hours ago

    “Elon won’t go home. I can’t get rid of him,” Trump said Wednesday. “Until I don’t like him.”

    The world’s richest man has reportedly spent “nearly every single day” of the last week at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate …

    “Everyone laughed,” said O’Donnell. “They laughed that uncomfortable laugh. But they laugh when Donald Trump makes a joke about someone on his team, a joke that everyone knows is true, a joke that paints that person as pathetic, as Donald Trump’s personal sense of superiority demands that he do.”

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      22 hours ago

      The world’s richest man has reportedly spent “nearly every single day” of the last week at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate …

      Did trump just get a new order of underage sex slaves or something?

  • @db2
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    355 hours ago

    He can’t be humiliated, he has no capacity for shame.

    • @[email protected]
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      44 hours ago

      Either can be solely external, regardless of said cumstain’s ability to comprehend the scene.

  • @morphballganon
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    12 hours ago

    That was clearly a joke and this title is hopebait

  • @j4k3
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    64 hours ago

    Millionaire tuna, meet billionaire shark. I’m sure you’ll get along just fine inside that tank.