• @Viking_Hippie
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    24 hours ago

    If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

    I hear that one guy died…

    reverend Estus T. Pirkle. Why? I have no idea. He’s not especially charismatic and he sounds like an idiot.

    Hell, even his NAME is goddamn atrocious to the point that it’s impossible to take him seriously 😂

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      34 hours ago

      What’s amazing is that a significant number of people did take him seriously. I honestly do not understand why.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        24 hours ago

        It sounds like a Victorian gentleman being coy about a genital wart:

        “I shan’t be going out this eve, old chap. I’m afraid I’ve got an estus on my pirkle.”