Open your mouth for the body of Christ
Let him come inside you
And take you to heavenOh lawd he comin
Those ladies were likely in their early to mid twenties.
… in 2015 Alabama
That’s just a fancy way of spelling cosplayers
Don’t you mean CUMsplayers?
Ok, that’s it. The stupidest thing I’ve written all year and still clicked post. There was stiff competition, pun intended, but this is the winner.
I looked that album up…jfc
Never look up music albums made by white American Christians in the 1960s. You will regret it.
Yeah, TIL.
Is that budget Burt Reynolds?
He’s pre-Burt’s fame, I think.
It’s the Plan 9 From Outer Space of Christian Movies: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
The director, Ron Ormond, made a bunch of cheap exploitation films in Hollywood before finding Jesus in the message of Mississippi evangelical reverend Estus T. Pirkle. Why? I have no idea. He’s not especially charismatic and he sounds like an idiot.
But Ron moved down to Mississippi and decided to keep making exploitation movies, but make them Jesusy. He made four of them with the Rev, but that one is the funniest.
You can see the whole thing on the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/if-footmen-tire-you-what-will-horses-do-1971-dir.-ron-ormond-final-reconstruction-hd-267159565
Also, there was an LP version of Pirkle’s sermon delivered in the film. That version was sampled by the band Negativland for what is probably the song they’re most well-known for, Christianity is Stupid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrt6o81ku5o
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
I hear that one guy died…
reverend Estus T. Pirkle. Why? I have no idea. He’s not especially charismatic and he sounds like an idiot.
Hell, even his NAME is goddamn atrocious to the point that it’s impossible to take him seriously 😂
What’s amazing is that a significant number of people did take him seriously. I honestly do not understand why.
It sounds like a Victorian gentleman being coy about a genital wart:
“I shan’t be going out this eve, old chap. I’m afraid I’ve got an estus on my pirkle.”
