• Drusas
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    293 months ago

    Who doesn’t tattoo jokes onto their body?

    • metaStatic
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      83 months ago

      emo kids with dotted lines on their wrists sweating right now

      • @OldManBOMBIN
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        43 months ago

        Same for us guys with “Your Name” on our asses

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          33 months ago

          The chungus I have poking out of my butt cleavage is gonna get me put on a list isn’t it

          • @OldManBOMBIN
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            33 months ago

            Just did. “People With Tattoos I Wanna See”

            • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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              23 months ago

              My butt cleavage is pretty uneventful. I got that put there to give the colonoscopy techs a laugh.

              • @OldManBOMBIN
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                23 months ago

                I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

                “Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass”

                I don’t drink anymore though.

                Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said “You were plenty entertaining” :(