• metaStatic
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    81 month ago

    emo kids with dotted lines on their wrists sweating right now

    • @OldManBOMBIN
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      41 month ago

      Same for us guys with “Your Name” on our asses

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        31 month ago

        The chungus I have poking out of my butt cleavage is gonna get me put on a list isn’t it

        • @OldManBOMBIN
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          31 month ago

          Just did. “People With Tattoos I Wanna See”

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            21 month ago

            My butt cleavage is pretty uneventful. I got that put there to give the colonoscopy techs a laugh.

            • @OldManBOMBIN
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              21 month ago

              I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

              “Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass”

              I don’t drink anymore though.

              Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said “You were plenty entertaining” :(