• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    2821 month ago

    LOL, Bernie knows that’s never going to happen. He’s just reminding the world of an empty promise that trump made, and openly offering his help so that Trump can’t say the Democrats blocked him. He’ll still say it, but there will be readily available evidence to the contrary, not that that’s ever mattered before.

    • @GraniteM
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      421 month ago

      Trump Admin: Cap interest rates at 10%, but also we repeal the thirteenth amendment.

      Democrats: No! What is wrong with you?!

      Republicans: DEMONRATS WON’T WORK WITH US TO CAP INTEREST RATES AND ALSO THEY DRINK SMOOTHIES MADE OF BABIES!

      Republican Voting Base: [Thunderous applause. 90% voter turnout. 99% voter loyalty.]

      Everyone Else: I dunno, both parties seem the same. [Sub-50% voter turnout. Interfactional backstabbing intensifies.]