• @stupidcasey
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    34 hours ago

    Wrath of $2.50 a rescue attempt.

    SPOCK SPOCK! Hang on I’m gonna get you out of there.

    Captain, it’s too late, you have spent your last quarter.

    No, I can hit an ATM.

    Captain, you know you have already drained your bank account.

    But, but. I can take out a loan.

    The needs of your rent outweigh the needs of a $0.25 plush toy.