• @Iheartcheese
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      103 months ago

      Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        If only it were that easy, I actually did try it before. But I just gave myself a cut and bled a lot. I am a real pussy when it comes to blood and pain, despite not having one myself (I really wish I did 😔)

        • siha
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          12 months ago

          God, pretty sure you can bleed out to death if you do to do that; and even if you survive the pissing experience would be terrible. Stay strong sis

          • @[email protected]
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            22 months ago

            Yeah thankfully my dysphoria isn’t anywhere near that bad anymore since the fucker shrank so much on estrogen, I do hope that sometime in the future I won’t have this nub sticking out of me anymore and will have a nice vagina (I’ll even settle for 0 depth, just to stop having a thing sticking out of me).

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        43 months ago

        That doesn’t make me feel any better about it, a dildo is a toy, it’s not something that should be attached to your body, especially in the spot my vagina would be. It feels very wrong.

        • @Hobbes_Dent
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          23 months ago

          No offence intended, I apologize.

          It was only intended as a word play on dill.