Stole it off of reddit

  • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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    563 months ago

    I tried to befriend a friendless dude in college. Found out he was friendless because he went around asking women what their “cunt diameter” was. Even women professors!

    • @Agent641
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      313 months ago

      What a creep! Everyone knows you’re supposed to ask for the cunt circumference, or circuntference

    • @grue
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      233 months ago

      How did he not get kicked out for that? If not for sexual harassment, at least for failing to get IRB approval!

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        103 months ago

        My college was desperate for students and couldn’t afford to kick anybody out. There were people around that did worse shit than this guy and stayed.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        83 months ago

        I assume you meant “coitus”. Definitely pre-coitus - he had never had sex and I’m willing to bet he still hasn’t ever, 37 years later.