NEW YORK—After being forced to eat McDonald’s on the private jet of President-elect Donald Trump, a visibly sweaty Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly performed surgery on himself this weekend to extract a Big Mac from his stomach. “I have to cut the McDonald’s out before it attacks my other organs,” said the nominee for secretary […]
Oh he does believe in surgery, but only with his bear hands.
Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.
turns out RFK jr is just a far-gone druid who spent too much time in animal forms, and now struggles to be human