Picture this: you’re working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve’s cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It’s the perfect system.

  • threelonmusketeers
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    47 days ago

    we currently use a cat laser pointer

    How does this work? Attach the message to the cat and point the laser at the intended recipient?

    • @Today
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      27 days ago

      We have 17 people facing all different directions in one office. To get someone’s attention we aim the laser at their computer annoyingly until they turn around.

        • @Today
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          24 days ago

          Yeah. I mentioned your idea to them and now they’re all mad that we don’t have an office messenger cat.