• @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    1 month ago

    You can waste power atomizing your bowel movements, then reproducing the same identical menu items in the replicator from those recombinant materials, ORRRRR… I run a tube from Janeway’s toilet to this processing assembly here and we have a fresh batch of my famous Fecal Treacle Tarts every morning, and twice on Taco Tuesday. Subtly distinct with every one of the Captain’s previous day’s meals. Extra concentrated flavor when she has had one of my lovely pastries!

    • OpenStars
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      61 month ago

      Do I even want to know what’s inside that “coffee”? ☕😯

      Sugar and caffeine is enough - what else matters, amiright!?

      • @Maalus
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        31 month ago

        We already know, it’s laxatives. So crew can have some soup once in a while. She just thinks “oh it’s the coffee doing its thing” but Neelix knows.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      Janeway’s toilet would just be full of coffee that’s had the caffeine extracted. So…decaf. Blech!