• @Joeffect
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    161 day ago

    Dictator for just one day on the first day… And then permanent ruler the next

    • @WoodScientist
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      21 day ago

      Maybe he’ll just speedrun it and drops all pretense. Maybe the January 20th schedule goes like this:

      12 PM: swearing in

      2 PM: signing of first executive orders

      4 PM: coronation. He’s literally declared himself, by executive order, absolute monarch “King Trump.” He has a gaudy royal coronation, crown, golden scepter, gilded throne and all. Some Catholic bishop performs the ceremony.

      8 PM: First Royal Address. The Oval Office has been reconfigured to be a gilded and bejeweled throne room.

      I imagine something like this.

      • masterofn001
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        1 day ago

        Lol. Mention second amendment, get comment removed. (“Prepare your second amendment” not even suggesting anything other than your RIGHT to arm yourself)

        • you’re right. Prepare to surrender, lick the boots, and kiss the ring. If you are allowed to live.

        Your downvotes will be noted by the the gestapo for your assistance in squashing any thought of resistance.

        You have gained one bootlicking point.