PALM BEACH, FL—Blushing, short of breath, and unable to look away from the image, the Trump boys told reporters Thursday that they got a weird feeling after their Uncle Elon showed them a picture of a busty anime cat girl. “Uncle Elon called us over to look at his phone, made us promise not to […]
Trump won. He doesn’t need Musk’s money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.
He always needs more money. He’s an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he’s a disappointing sack of shit.
Oh sorry that was me
He might not need it, but he wants it.