• @WoodScientist
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    21 day ago

    Maybe he’ll just speedrun it and drops all pretense. Maybe the January 20th schedule goes like this:

    12 PM: swearing in

    2 PM: signing of first executive orders

    4 PM: coronation. He’s literally declared himself, by executive order, absolute monarch “King Trump.” He has a gaudy royal coronation, crown, golden scepter, gilded throne and all. Some Catholic bishop performs the ceremony.

    8 PM: First Royal Address. The Oval Office has been reconfigured to be a gilded and bejeweled throne room.

    I imagine something like this.