• idunnololz
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    22 months ago

    So what you’re saying is I should take a date to see the blue ring octopus. Then I should get stung and tell them to give me CPR for a few hours or I’ll die.

    • @Anticorp
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      72 months ago

      Get bitten by that spider that gives you a permanent boner first to make it super awkward.

    • ✺roguetrick✺
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      52 months ago

      Well, at least you won’t be embarrassed for long after she turns you down.