• hopesdead
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    254 days ago

    Would you rather have to replace a liver or consume something that won’t force you to get a new liver?

    • @Maalus
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      174 days ago

      Synthehol is less fun buzz-wise, shorter acting and tastes off. People ruin their livers now, imagine what they’d do without consequences.

      • @theangryseal
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        64 days ago

        I can tell you what I’d do without consequences.

        I’d like to live forever. If I could live longer and keep being an idiot, I’d keep drinking and the only thing I’d change is that I would be back on heroin.

        About a decade off of it and I had a dream last night that I woke up to a penny stock I bought 5,000 of being worth 150 bucks. My first thought was, “HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEARLY A MILLION! I could use heroin again and it wouldn’t hurt anyone but me!”

        Isn’t that sad though?

        Oh well.

    • @[email protected]
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      73 days ago

      Grandma always said “if you’re going to drink, drink. Don’t mess around!”

      Grandma, just like Scotty, always knew best…

    • @Wogi
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      124 days ago

      New liver pweeeaaaaase

    • @TheTimeKnife
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      104 days ago

      I’d rather keep my delicious bourbon and let them clone me as many livers as I need.

      • @Wogi
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        14 days ago

        Which bourbon?

        • @AngryRobot
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          4 days ago

          Willette or Basil Hayden for me. Willette is the one in what looks like a genie bottle.

          Edit: if you’ve never tried one, make yourself a Bourbon maple sour. They’re delicious.

          • @[email protected]
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            33 days ago

            If god had intended good whisk(e)y to be mixed, it would come bottled that way.

            I like Old Granddad Bottled in Bond. That said, there is a small distillery - Far North - not too far from me that is a true farm to bottle brand. They own the farm, the distillery, and they make the whisky. Their rye, Roknar, is the best I’ve ever had.

      • @[email protected]
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        23 days ago

        I regret every drink that is killing me liver, but I would do it all again if I had the chance…