• @finitebanjo
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    2 months ago

    If Men want to feel like Men then they have ways to deal with their insecurity:

    Redo their own plumbing, twice. Once to change things and again to fix the problem they caused.

    Chop firewood.

    Build a furnace that you’re only going to use like 4 times, ever.

    50 pushups. If not reaching it makes you sad, start skipping numbers.

    • @very_well_lost
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      502 months ago

      Redo their own plumbing, twice. Once to change things and again to fix the problem they caused.

      I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

      • @Vandals_handle
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        52 months ago

        Similarly there is an old adage that a home plumbing repair will take three trips to the hardware store.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        Plumbing is the one thing I won’t do myself in diy. If screw ups are made I want the responsible party to fix things, and I don’t want to be that party.

        • @[email protected]
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          42 months ago

          Add electrical to that list, because I’m not a fucking wizard, and electricity is magic.

      • Track_ShovelOP
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        122 months ago

        I met a marine mechanic once - he fixed Argos afterwards, which is how I met him. His saying:

        One [nut] for me, one for the bilge.

        • @[email protected]
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          72 months ago

          Thank you to everyone in this thread who made me feel part of a community of my peers online for the first time, in a long time.

          Every plumbing project (even yesterdays quick upgrade of the kitchen faucet) is at least a 2 tripper. Each time I finish one I swear I’m never moving again. Then, 5 years later, I’m fixing the previous owners mishaps “one last time”.

          To all the people who’ve bought houses I lived in, I’m sorry for all of the " what was that idiot thinking" moments I’ve caused you. Ha

          • @jumperalex
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            32 months ago

            To all the people who’ve bought houses I lived in, I’m sorry for all of the " what was that idiot thinking" moments I’ve caused you. Ha

            Hmm from what you said it’s more like, “Yup, I can see what shit the last guy had to fix. Thanks friend I’ll never meet.”

    • @Maggoty
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      202 months ago

      If not reaching it makes you sad, start skipping numbers forgive yourself and repeat tomorrow. You’ll feel awesome when you get there.

      • @finitebanjo
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        152 months ago

        NO. THATS NOT MANLY ENOUGH. REAL MEN GIVE THEMSELVES THE AUTHORITY TO SKIP NUMBERS.