• @[email protected]
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    1051 month ago

    “Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7”

    Most intelligent greentexter

      • @dohpaz42
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        371 month ago

        Pretty sure it doesn’t have to be illegal for the cops to turn your life inside out.

        • @[email protected]
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          191 month ago

          Absolutely, but i would call that the problematic behavior rather than the student committing a edgy joke.

          • @Arbiter
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            101 month ago

            I mean, it seems like reasonable enough suspicion for a search warrant.

            • @[email protected]
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              A wellfare check by a social worker maybe. Can be at school if they fear the home to be dangerous.

              Combined with some extra patrol in the street because they HAVE to take things seriously.

              The potential damage such a raid can do (shoot your pet, ptsd) cannot be worth such reckless behavior.

              On a side note, i actually expect this post is fake.

              • @Arbiter
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                31 month ago

                Yeah, it’s a green text of course it’s fake.

      • Hanrahan
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        101 month ago

        And the signs at aiports saying joking about bombs is illegal ? I can ignore them and crack on with my comedy bomb routine ?

        • @[email protected]
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          In that context the specific act of joking is a crime because it can cause huge panic to happen.

          I would expand by saying that a joke about a realistic and immediate threat is not a joke at all and requires serious response to guarantee the safety of others.

          A student advertising ok social media that they are looking for volunteers in a meth schoolproject is not a direct threat to others. Neither is it a believable scenario.

          • @shneancy
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            41 month ago

            yup, you can never “boy who cried wolf” yourself about possible and realistic emergency situations. Sure it sounds like a joke - but it either:

            is, nobody does anything, and nothing happens

            is, gets taken seriously, and some time and resources are wasted

            or

            isn’t, gets taken seriously, and a disaster is avoided

            isn’t, nobody does anything, and people end up dead or injured

            a small waste of time and resources is always a better outcome than possible death and injury

        • @Crashumbc
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          81 month ago

          there’s a difference, one is causing fear and panic.

          Same as running into a movie theater and screaming fire.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 month ago

        Very much depending on where you are. Pretending to commit or to have committed a felony (idk the minutiae of translations; Straftat in German) is one in itself over here. Fake it and instantly make it, yay!

        • Mubelotix
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          41 month ago

          Anyone could have created the account for the joke. Police shouldn’t take social media accounts seriously

    • @x00z
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      161 month ago

      This is why I first spoof my location to your house.

    • @captainlezbian
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      61 month ago

      Desoxyn is schedule II though. Still shouldn’t talk about manufacturing schedule II drugs illegally.