• IninewCrow
    link
    fedilink
    English
    442 months ago

    Flattening also means that you can thaw the beef quicker when you want to cook … and in terms of body parts, it’s better to use a barrel of acid to dissolve the evidence.

    • Flying SquidOPM
      link
      262 months ago

      Do you know how expensive a whole barrel of acid is?

      • IninewCrow
        link
        fedilink
        English
        202 months ago

        Cheaper than trying to hide body parts for longer than a week … why are we discussing what to do with human body parts?

          • IninewCrow
            link
            fedilink
            English
            202 months ago

            Which reminds me, I have to go clean my freezer … and check on my barrel of acid.

        • @voracitude
          link
          8
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          … who said anything about the body parts being human?

          ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

      • @Leeks
        link
        32 months ago

        Do you know how expensive a criminal conviction is?

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      62 months ago

      Don’t use an acid for mammalian necromass. I hear that NaOH should be a good degreaser…

      That or pigs apparently. If you already have the body in parts, don’t put in the freezer for your mom locate. I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

      Actually, you could let the pigs it all, lock, stock, and barrels, and then use a healthy dose of lye (that’s the NaOH from before) to treat the pigs’ shit for any left over solids. I’m not much of a chemist, but I do reckon that you’re left with any identifiable pieces after that ordeal.

    • @Harvey656
      link
      42 months ago

      But acid gooped body parts don’t taste as good.

    • @shalafi
      link
      English
      32 months ago

      How do you feel about lye? Seems to clean the organic crap better. For metal I use sulfuric. ?

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        2
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        Have you tried sulfuric acid on organic matter? Found some H2SO4 when I was a kid and began pouring it on stuff. Plants and chicken shit were really good for an orange cloud… Don’t stand down wind