• @Xoriff
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    2 months ago
    1. Get an account
    2. Screw with it till you can get it to give you terrible advice
    3. Sue
    4. Use cash to pay off debt, take a long vacation, get actual professional help/medication/etc
    5. Improved mental health

    The system works

    • @[email protected]
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      492 months ago

      3.5 Their lawyer successfully argues that, while the AI is the product, the company shouldn’t be held accountable for their product lying hallucinating because it would set a bad precedent for the industry

        • @chiliedogg
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          92 months ago

          More and more.companies are dropping arbitration agreements these days because more consumers are realizing the consideration in the contract that allows them.to have mandatory arbitration requires the company to pay for the arbiter win or lose.

          I had an issue with a vehicle that the dealership was refusing to repair. I looked up their arbitration process l and then looked up the arbitration firm.

          When I pointed out to the manager of the dealership that the arbitration would cost them 5 grand even if they won, they fixed the car.

          • @[email protected]
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            32 months ago

            This sounds like a good strategy for small businesses trying that shit. I wonder how much it affects big ones though?

            Any lawyer work the big companies need done is probably gonna be over 5k just to start.

            • @chiliedogg
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              32 months ago

              Yes, but the person suing also needs to pay legal fees. Are you really going to hire an attorney over a broken phone?

              With arbitration, the business has to pay for the entire process, win or lose.

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          92 months ago

          3.3 the secret contract-ninjas break into your house and do mortal kombat shit to your skeleton

          • @Xoriff
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            22 months ago

            Lol yeah… I know it’s all fucked. Only way I’ve found to not let it completely overwhelm me with resignation or impotent rage is to look for those little “malicious compliance” opportunities. Even if only for joking around about. They’re getting rarer and harder to find though. Big sigh.

    • @DarkCloud
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      32 months ago

      They’ll show you the agreement you made when signing up, that it’s not genuine or real authoritative advice and should always be okayed by an actual mental health professional. Then they’ll ask you gor that professional. Then they’ll counter-sue for bad publicity and defamation of their products, calculating profits lost in terms of how long the court case is taking.