• @AnUnusualRelic
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    153 days ago

    I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

    • @JeremyHuntQW12
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      11 day ago

      I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

      Whatever, they’ll still vote Republican.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 days ago

      Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

      • @Mirshe
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        32 days ago

        I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.

    • GHiLA
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      32 days ago

      Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

      • @[email protected]
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        2 days ago

        Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

        Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

        • GHiLA
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          12 days ago

          I think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol