• @papalonian
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    61 month ago

    The hard mountain dews are pretty decent, but the hard monster seltzers are where it’s at.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      51 month ago

      I consider that a lot less evil. I don’t like Mountain Dew, but I understand the concept of liking Mountain Dew. Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. It’s like drinking a liquid pixie stick.

      • @papalonian
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        1 month ago

        Sunny D is for parents who think their kids aren’t getting enough sugar with normal Orange Juice. are sick of Timmy’s shit and want something to mix their vodka with.

        Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the target demographic

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          31 month ago

          If you’re sick of Timmy’s shit, you don’t need the mixer. It’s shots time.

          • Saik0
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            11 month ago

            There’s some value in hiding your alcoholism from Timmy.

            • Flying SquidOPM
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              11 month ago

              You just wait until Timmy is in the bathroom to do the shots. Do I have to think of everything to avoid the horror of Sunny D?

    • @dingus
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      11 month ago

      Hard Mountain Dew is fucking disgusting. I like regular Mountain Dew, but the alcoholic ones are horrendous. I’m guessing it’s because the alcoholic ones use Diet Mountain Dew which is the worst diet soft dunno on the planet. Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.

      • @papalonian
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        11 month ago

        Dunno why they don’t have a sugar option.

        That would also be the “worst hangover imaginable” option.

        The orange ones are liquid sex.