I’d like to become a tree.

  • @[email protected]
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    810 days ago

    Donate all my usable organs, plant a fruit tree in the empty chest, preferably in the yard of my family home.

    • @spittingimage
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      310 days ago

      Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe’en decoration?

      • @[email protected]
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        610 days ago

        That’s a good point. Take out my skeleton and preserve it for display, bury the meat with the tree.

        • @Dlayknee
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          210 days ago

          Much more reasonable, good for you!