I’d like to become a tree.

  • @spittingimage
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    31 month ago

    Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe’en decoration?

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      That’s a good point. Take out my skeleton and preserve it for display, bury the meat with the tree.

      • @Dlayknee
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        21 month ago

        Much more reasonable, good for you!