• @theangryseal
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    61 month ago

    Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

    :p

    • Skeezix
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      11 month ago

      Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.

      • @theangryseal
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        31 month ago

        :p knew it.

        I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.

        I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.

        Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.

        • @Psythik
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          21 month ago

          Fuck you guys; I was a kid. Nobody has a 9 inch cock when they’re six.

          • @theangryseal
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            1 month ago

            Geez. Mine dragged the ground behind me like a tail by the time I was 4.

            • @Psythik
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              21 month ago

              Motherfucker, do I have to send you a timestamped dick pic?

              • @theangryseal
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                11 month ago

                lol are you that worked up about this?

                Just forget about it. You don’t even need your dick to be anything special. Don’t need a dick at all. :p

      • @Psythik
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        11 month ago

        Link to that comment cause I definitely did not say that.

        I was a fucking kid. Everyone’s penis is small when you’re six.