I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I’ll take care of this.
…I…I did it…
Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.
Um, why is that guy naked?
Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone’s clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It’s been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?
I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they’re living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.
To assert dominance.
Hey we’ve all had those days
Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.
Centrifuge what now?
It’s a machine in the locker room where you drop your wet swimming trunks in and it mechanically wrings them out so it dries faster.
The Costanza method
I’m genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
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I want a torrent of all your memes. That’s got to be quite the collection.
I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
Management: “Men are having sex in the stalls. Let’s make them see through to discourage them.”
two weeks later
Management: “Why is there always a line to the men’s room now?”
Intrusive thought: wipe a soaking wet towel against it to make it transparent and give a friendly wave
Couple pieces of clear tape, one on each side in the same spot, will last longer.
Glorious.
On the hole, that’s a great idea.
Smooth the edges, okay? You don’t want nicks from a perfectly-cut glory-hole in glass as the edges are razor-sharp.
Hopefully the frosting is the correct way and only the person inside could be doing it.
What with the glass wall between the stalls?
One side would have all the power!Frost both sides?
You psychopath
The wall decor with what appears to say ‘Your Time to Relax’ with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.
Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it’s one of those shits. LOL
Incredible. Doesn’t seem real because it’s such a dumb concept
I’m sure it looked great in the architect’s pitch.
I’m sure the architect just has a fetish.
Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.
I bet they used Windows Vista and unironically loved it.
Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?
Whoever made this loves peeking into random bathroom windows
I’ve stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.
I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.
Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer
You gotta stop going to love hotels, that definitely sounds like a fetish thing.
I hate to inform you that hotels do this so people who are using the room to hook up with a sex worker can watch and make sure they aren’t being robbed while they’re in the shower or bathroom.
How do you keep the shit smell in after you drop a real stinky pickle?
Apparently rich and fashionable people don’t have that problem.
Yeah, because they dont stay in that kind of hotel. It’s something you see in the cheapest places, that 10cm of wall thickness they save per room might let them add one more shoebox to the floor.
He’s thinking
