• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    821 hours ago

    Hey I want a pardon too. Joe please adopt me so you have an excuse to pardon me.

    I just need a pardon effective from [Day of my Birth] until [Day of my Death]

    Sincerely, your fellow American who doesn’t wanna get a random trumped-up charge of treason under AG Child Diddler Gaets.

    • Billiam
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      1420 hours ago

      My dude, you’re being hysterical. That’s not gonna happen.

      Gaetz withdrew, so you’ll get charged by AG Pam Bondi.

    • @[email protected]
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      -318 hours ago

      Ah the American dream to get adopted by the jackass piece of shit politician who has fucked America’s eyes out for the last 50 years.