• @[email protected]
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    1 month ago

    I’m an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I’m not prepared to deal with.

    • @[email protected]
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      611 month ago

      I’m a Google Beta.

      I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

      • @[email protected]
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        221 month ago

        Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”

      • @TexasDrunk
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        141 month ago

        I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I’m awesome.

      • @[email protected]
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        101 month ago

        Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

        • Robust Mirror
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          91 month ago

          They’ll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

    • Troy
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      181 month ago

      Damn, too early of a release eh?

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      91 month ago

      And not suitable for public release, obviously

    • snooggums
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      81 month ago

      I also have a memory leak.

    • @someguy3
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      41 month ago

      Limited release to the world.