• Sippy Cup
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    3 months ago

    They’re not made out of cake that’s ridiculous.

    Though there’s always a chance, it’s never 0, that the rich are made out of a delicious and nutrient rich paste. This paste would satisfy all of our daily nutritional and caloric needs. Frankly we need to test every single billionaire to be sure that they’re not made of flavor paste.

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      3 months ago

      There’s only one thing that they’re good for.

      • Steven “millions of dollars on drugs” Tyler
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        3 months ago

        That whole album is crazy. It swings back and fourth between hedonism and awareness.

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          3 months ago

          It’s not their best, but it’s my absolute favorite. It just scratches a huge itch for me, those first few songs are a perfect row of rock glory, and plus I grew up playing Revolution X with my late father, who introduced me to the game and band.

          “Hedonism and awareness” is PERFECT. It’s got “eat the rich” and “I’d rather be OD’in on the crack of her ass” on it.

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            3 months ago

            It goes straight from a song with the line “if you can judge a wise man by the color of his skin” to one that says “flesh the only thing that’s worth the sweat”. I mean what’s not to love about that?