I’m 99.99% positive Elon Musk is made of cake. I will stake my reputation on this.
Just because the answer was always “no,” doesn’t mean that we can assume an answer. This is both a logical fallacy and poor scientific method. We should resume our testing as soon as possible.
And thus the scientific method was born
They’re not made out of cake that’s ridiculous.
Though there’s always a chance, it’s never 0, that the rich are made out of a delicious and nutrient rich paste. This paste would satisfy all of our daily nutritional and caloric needs. Frankly we need to test every single billionaire to be sure that they’re not made of flavor paste.
Can we start a Kickstarter to fund the billionaire paste machine?
Soylent Billions
There’s only one thing that they’re good for.
- Steven “millions of dollars on drugs” Tyler
That whole album is crazy. It swings back and fourth between hedonism and awareness.
Awarely hedonistic
It’s not their best, but it’s my absolute favorite. It just scratches a huge itch for me, those first few songs are a perfect row of rock glory, and plus I grew up playing Revolution X with my late father, who introduced me to the game and band.
“Hedonism and awareness” is PERFECT. It’s got “eat the rich” and “I’d rather be OD’in on the crack of her ass” on it.
It goes straight from a song with the line “if you can judge a wise man by the color of his skin” to one that says “flesh the only thing that’s worth the sweat”. I mean what’s not to love about that?
It’s amazing that the French are stereotyped as surrendering, but everytime something that they don’t like happens, they shut the country down. I wish we were more like them.
“Cut the cake”. I like it.
If people aren’t careful - and they sure as fucking hell aren’t - after their little cathartic bloodlust fling they’ll end up under the boot of another Robespierre, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, the Gang Of Four, Enver Hoxa, Ceausescu, Hitler, Mussolini, ayatollah, putin… the list goes on, and on, and on, and on…
Sure Jan
I’m a little concerned with my mental health that I read that in Mikey Day’s voice, and then imagined this as a Netflix special.
