with blackjack and hookers

  • @[email protected]
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    202 years ago

    She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

    …come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

        • @PlasticExistence
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          31 year ago

          Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.