• @UnderpantsWeevil
    link
    English
    1442 days ago

    Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.

    Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.

    Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
      link
      662 days ago

      Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
        link
        English
        312 days ago

        No no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.

        They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.