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      • Sabata
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        81 day ago

        Frabbenstachbaun and Partners.

        I made them up so they are the only business that haven’t broken the law yet.

    • @UnPassive
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      261 day ago

      Pretty sure not reporting a crime and even not assisting in an investigation doesn’t count as obstruction. We aren’t required to assist the justice department do their job. Even when asked to do so. A judge has to be used to legally require information out of a person. Obstruction is usually limited to physical intervention that knowingly and intentionally inhibits the duties of a law-person.

      • @Hackworth
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        Duck Duck Go and Claude concur, fwiw. Except:

        If law enforcement directly questions you about a crime, you must be truthful. Lying to federal investigators is itself a crime under 18 U.S.C. § 1001, and similar state laws often exist for state investigations.

          • @Allonzee
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            41 day ago

            Even better

            🤐

            (no lie was spoken)

            • @[email protected]
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              11 day ago

              Eh, that only matters if they can prove it was a lie. “I don’t recall” is something everyone can get away with.

    • @Allonzee
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      Psychologist here:

      You’re stuck on number 4 mate.

      It was legal to force African Americans to give up their seats to whites on the bus, until a lot of highly moral activity that was illegal at the time changed that.

      Jim Crow would likely still be in full force today had it not been for adult levels of moral outrage, with accompanying illegal demonstration, that superceded immoral laws.

      It’s a tragic mistake to conflate legality with morality.

    • @Snapz
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      172 days ago

      What an absolute chud you must be. What other mass murderers’ deaths caused you to not eat different fast foods after?

    • @[email protected]
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      71 day ago

      Not calling the police when a customer tells you that another customer is a little suspicious isn’t obstruction

    • Flying SquidM
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      22 days ago

      Maybe the whole “they sell factory farmed meat” thing should have been the line?

        • Flying SquidM
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          32 days ago

          You probably should considering factory farming is a great way to cause pandemics, so maybe it shouldn’t be encouraged?

            • Midnight Wolf
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              21 day ago

              Is it cannibalism if you are eating yourself though? We look into this phenomenon at 10.

              • @[email protected]
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                The technical term is “autocannibalism”.

                Not to be confused with “autocannonballism”, which is a method of automatically loading old-timey cannon with a da Vincian mechanism of ropes & pulleys.

                • Midnight Wolf
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                  113 hours ago

                  Fascinating, Jim. Now let’s take a look at how one group of horny citizens is turning this Sears from the place to get their holiday photos, into the place to take all your photos and videos taken~. Live from Christi Marketplace, here’s Julie with the latest.