• @Olgratin_Magmatoe
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    52 months ago

    I think the lesson is to next time just not fucking go to starbucks or mcdonalds.

    If you want to get away with it, basically become a homeless person for a few weeks. Carry only dense rations, raid dumpsters, stay away from people as much as possible. Use a stolen bike. Wear gloves.

    He might not have gotten caught if he kept his mask on.

    • @Chee_Koala
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      72 months ago

      Yeah really, it seems so weird that someone planned pretty carefully but was not down to be homeless for a couple weeks, I think 4 or 5 weeks and the news cycle is busy with other stuff, and getting recognized would have been a way lower risk.

    • metaStatic
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      22 months ago

      Keep the fucking mask on and then show up to the look alike contest …