MrSebSinM to Cyanide and [email protected] • 2 months ago11 December 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1275arrow-down111
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minus-square@BatrickPatemanlink5•2 months agoMy boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-22 months agoI prefer: “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”, that was a poem for a simpler time. Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent, and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent. When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack, that’s when we riot to take it all back. Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme, I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).
Luckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.
I was in a meeting now security is on their way.
I got paid to read this on the toilet.
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!
I prefer:
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”,
that was a poem for a simpler time.
Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent,
and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent.
When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack,
that’s when we riot to take it all back.
Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme,
I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).
Literally pulled my pants down and sat as I opened this lol