• @Nurse_Robot
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    4816 hours ago

    Why are you checking the comments when you should be poppin’ that cute lil butt out

  • Diplomjodler
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    3215 hours ago

    Luckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.

    • @Aermis
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      18 hours ago

      Literally pulled my pants down and sat as I opened this lol

    • @MehBlah
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      1115 hours ago

      I was in a meeting now security is on their way.

      • @BatrickPateman
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        311 hours ago

        My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
        that’s why I have my cute little butt out on company time!

        • @[email protected]
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          7 hours ago

          I prefer:

          “Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime”,
          that was a poem for a simpler time.

          Now his boss makes 1000, while I make a cent,
          and he’s got employees that can’t make the rent.

          When the CEO makes a million and we don’t make jack,
          that’s when we riot to take it all back.

          Now Mr Investor, if this seems extreme,
          I have to remind you: it beats guillotines (while I have my lil butt out).

  • @BigBenis
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    812 hours ago

    The only time I seem to read this comic is when I’m on the toilet so… Mission accomplished!

  • @SkyezOpen
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    2516 hours ago

    Welp, you heard the man. Butts out.

  • @[email protected]
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    314 hours ago

    Great, and now how am I supposed to get home? I was on the last bus home, and now I’m stranded 7km from nearest town, it’s dark, windy, 1°C, and about to rain.