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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•15 hours agoThis doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
minus-squareBarowinger linkfedilink1•edit-220 minutes agoArguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy: 2 nostrils 2 ears mouth urethra anus Did I forget any? Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•15 hours agoTexas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝MlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 hours agoLet me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.
This doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:
Did I forget any?
Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
But when they came for me…
Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
It’s ok but only if a priest is present
Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.