@[email protected] to And [email protected] • 1 month agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square233fedilinkarrow-up1594arrow-down15cross-posted to: texas[email protected][email protected]nottheonion
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•1 month agoThis doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•1 month agoTexas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
minus-squareBarowinger linkfedilink3•edit-21 month agoArguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy: 2 nostrils 2 ears mouth urethra anus Did I forget any? Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoI find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist. I also never claimed to be human.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝MlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoLet me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.
This doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
But when they came for me…
Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
It’s ok but only if a priest is present
Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:
Did I forget any?
Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.
I also never claimed to be human.
And belly buttons.
Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.