christ i wish the lizard people conspiracy theory wasn’t antisemitic because damn if it doesn’t feel good to say billionaires aren’t human and their lizard brains just really enjoy amassing stuff and sitting on heat rocks
the optics are too weird with me being culturally but not religiously jewish, even with this license. i think we simply must come up with a new conspiracy theory, like all billionaires are an immortal alien race that change their identities every 80 years to hide the fact that they’re actually extradimensional beings whose relationship to us is similar to our relationship with gibbons
He doesn’t care about humanity. He has his massive, luxurious bunker in Hawaii to ride out whatever damage he causes.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/21/mark-zuckerberg-apocalypse-bunker-hawaii
christ i wish the lizard people conspiracy theory wasn’t antisemitic because damn if it doesn’t feel good to say billionaires aren’t human and their lizard brains just really enjoy amassing stuff and sitting on heat rocks
As an official Red Sea Pedestrian, I give you the right to call Mark Zuckerberg a lizard person.
I assume this is how he eats.
the optics are too weird with me being culturally but not religiously jewish, even with this license. i think we simply must come up with a new conspiracy theory, like all billionaires are an immortal alien race that change their identities every 80 years to hide the fact that they’re actually extradimensional beings whose relationship to us is similar to our relationship with gibbons
I mean, there’s the elites from John Carpenter’s They Live, who
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Are actually aliens who have infiltrated the top echelons of society, and keep the poor downtrodden to keep them under control.
And they look gross as fuck.
So perfect analog to use for 'ol Zuck!
I’m culturally and not religiously Jewish too. I think it’s okay. Think of it as reclaiming some bigotry!
Maybe we can convince them that Mark Zuckerberg uses the blood of Christian babies to make the Meta Quest?
He’ll get bored. Oh wait, he’s got the metaverse to keep him entertained 🤡
Think of how many decades he’ll have to figure out how to develop working legs for the Meta Quest!