to rehydrate between love making sessions

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    56 days ago

    Redneck aircon - open the fridge, place fan in front and let the cool breeze waft over your slumbering body. Plus, free nightlight.

      • @FooBarrington
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        15 days ago

        Just make yourself go deaf. Modern problems require modern solutions

      • @Rednax
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        15 days ago

        Just fire your shotgun at the location where the sound is coming from.