The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

  • @whaleross
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    131 month ago

    Care to elaborate why?

    • Snot Flickerman
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      1 month ago

      They want to dissuade buyers by being a conspicuously noisy and annoying neighbor to the point that the house sits empty for a while.

      Which, like, if your first thought is to do this, maybe you actually are an annoying neighbor and you’re doing everyone a favor by letting them know.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 month ago

        Hey at least they’re open with it. I’d have love to have known that my neighbours were cunts before I’d move in. Sometimes a simple sign short of a burning poop bag is a nice olive branch.

      • @Brkdncr
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        91 month ago

        They are going to only get neighbors that also suck, and since it has to sell lower it will lower their own home value.

        OP is really punching their own nutsack here.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1 month ago

      Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.

      • @whaleross
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        61 month ago

        Sounds like you guys are the dicks honestly.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          1 month ago

          The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

          • @[email protected]
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            61 month ago

            Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

            • @[email protected]OP
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              11 month ago

              I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.