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minus-square@ThatWeirdGuy1001link119•1 month agoYeah that’s why you wash things. Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoWhat if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
minus-square@ThatWeirdGuy1001link8•1 month agoSomeone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 month ago Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina. Go on…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoThis is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.
Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
FELLAS
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
Go on…
This is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.