Edit: Since it’s come up a couple times in the comment, I’ll add that there’s evidence use of a water flosser is more effective than dental floss.
Edit: Since it’s come up a couple times in the comment, I’ll add that there’s evidence use of a water flosser is more effective than dental floss.
“Nah throwers don’t worry about bags that tick because modern bombs don’t tick. If it’s vibrating, though, we gotta check it out. 9 times out of 10 it’s just an electric toothbrush. But sometimes… Looks around sometimes… It’s a dildo.”
Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo