• “Nah throwers don’t worry about bags that tick because modern bombs don’t tick. If it’s vibrating, though, we gotta check it out. 9 times out of 10 it’s just an electric toothbrush. But sometimes… Looks around sometimes… It’s a dildo.”

    • @PlasticExistence
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      32 days ago

      Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo