• Jo Miran
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    162 months ago

    A six part miniseries that could have been done in 45 minutes but is instead stretched out to six hours with irrelevant background and cringe inducing insinuations.

    • @pivot_root
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      142 months ago

      “in hindsight, it was obvious.”

      This is Jeremy Dickinass, a college friend of Luigi.

      “Our group of friends would play video games together online after class. We really should have known—we should have said something. We would play this game together where we would have a functioning society up in a spacecraft, and one person would come in and pretend to be one of us while secretly being an assassin who wanted to see our downfall.”

      [Dramatized clip of a man brutally stabbing an astronaut to death through his suit.]

      “The first sign was that he would always pick red. Super sus.”

      • Theo
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        32 months ago

        Hahahah. LMAO. Just imagine a documentary trolling us with something like this.

    • @mdurell
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      52 months ago

      It has to be this way otherwise the shareholders get little or no value!

    • @BigDaddySlim
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      52 months ago

      Don’t forget the AI generated images/footage that doesn’t add anything to the narrative in a documentary