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minus-square@voracitudelinkEnglish56•2 days agoBecause we don’t have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish33•edit-22 days agoI pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight Edit: apparently y’all don’t like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
minus-square@Mr_Dr_OinklinkEnglish3•1 day agoWhat is it that a fartographer would do exactly? If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?
minus-square@satans_methpipelinkEnglish8•edit-29 hours agoI’m really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•2 days agoI thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don’t have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
“pheromones is when a lil stinky”
I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight
Edit: apparently y’all don’t like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded
Atta boy
Name checks out
What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?
If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?
I’m really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up
Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem
I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad
They are frequently wrong.