@cm0002 to Comic Strips • 1 month agoExplain this, humankindimagemessage-square151arrow-up11.52Karrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish86•edit-21 month agoJesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink26•edit-21 month agoI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
minus-square@Alexstarfirelink17•1 month agoYou think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
minus-squarethemeatbridgelink5•1 month agoZombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-21 month agoTo Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
Jesus is a vampire?
I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
I wouldn’t come back either
I mean, He told us to
Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!